You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
                                                                                                                              ~Inigo Montoya    
                                                                                                                             "The Princess Bride"
 
I find it amazing that so many things are mislabled "kazoo"
Not counting the things that have "kazoo" is the brand name, but are not musical kazoos.
(Sleeping bags, fishing gear, scrap booking papers, book stores, toy stores, a kids' book series, )
which make it hard to find the right things with searches.